40 rules

BeepBeep

Date: Thursday, 2011-05-26, 1:58 PM | Message # 1

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1. Get a beer can from the glove compartment and opens them, even before the policeman comes to the window of your car.
2. Question him whether he can hold your beer, until you have found your driving licence.
3. Forbid to him to check the boot.
4. If the policeman with you speaks, position yourselves deaf.
5. Ask him whether you may see his weapon or give a hand.
6. If he says no, clears up him that you only wanted to know whether your weapon is bigger.
7. Give him the hand and often touch him.
8. Ask him where he has the disguising here.
9. Ask him whether you can borrow his costume.
10. Ask him whether he can sell cannabis to you.
11. Ask for his full name. If he informs of him you, appeal to him only with the given name.
12. Question him after a date.
13. To weep catch in if he says no.
14. If he says Yes, it announces his superior.
15. Do not forget to mention that you stand on men in uniforms.
16. To bribe him with sweets attempt.
17. To say attempt at the same time with him „driving licence and vehicle papers”.
18. If you must sign something, picks the nose before in your nose and asks to you from him a pencil.
19. Chew on the pencil.
20. Put to you the pencil in the ear.
21. If he gives you a ballpoint pen, build him unobtrusively apart and pinch the feather.
22. Ask him whether he has a daughter. If he says, tells him that you knew his surname from somewhere.
23. Ask him whether you may draw his hat.
24. Let explain everything twice.
25. Repeat quietly what he says.
26. Red with yourself.
27. To persuade him to a common bank robbery attempt
28. To sell attempt to him your car.
29. Ask whether you can buy his car
30. If he takes you with to the guard, ask him whether you may sit in the car in front.
31. If so, play with the siren.
32. If you must sit behind, strokes his back of the head by the grid.
33. Make sure that he is strapped on.
34. Apologise for the fact that you have not seen that a camera was in the radar box.
35. Question him whether he is not one of the Village People and where his colleagues are.
36. Point out him to the fact that you pay his salary.
37. Ask him whether he has shot already once a person.
38. If he answers with Yes, asks him whether this has already seemed in the service.
39. Ask for his calling card.
40. Say goodbye with a smile and a slightly smug undertone with: „Greet your woman and my children”

Message edited by BeepBeep - Thursday, 2011-05-26, 1:59 PM